i can’t believe 2012 is fucking dead
i told you dead and i are just friends
wow what the hell asshole i thought i meant something to you
you know when i die i’ll probably just be in the afterlife blogging like
"heaven has no free wi-fi? fuck this shit i’m going to hell"
how do you know hell has wifi
satan owes me several favors
i dont even sleep anymore i just die for a couple hours each day